Travel

I’m not alfreddo tell you that I’m in love with Italy!

Ironically, when you are served a meal aboard an aircraft, the aircraft will encounter turbulence.

Ironically, whatever carrousel you stand by, your baggage will come in on another one.

Why are mountains the funniest place to travel? They’re Hill-Areas

I applied for a job today and they ask for three references. I wrote, “a dictionary, a Thesaurus, and a map.”

Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square

What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane? A Boeing Constrictor.

Words can’t espresso how much you mean to me.

The food provided on the small aircraft wasn’t good. It was just a little plane.

How do archers travel? By arrowplane of course.

I’m travelling South America at the moment. I Ecua-dor it.

My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.

Tips for skydiving: chute first. Ask questions later.

I’ve heard Oslo is a particularly dangerous city. There’s Norway I’d ever go.

I didn’t actually practice before flying a plane for the first time. Thought I’d just wing it.

Sir Edmund Hillary returned from scaling the biggest mountain in the world and refused to go to bed. Does he nEver-rest?

Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.

Q: What do you say when the beach asks you to walk on it? 

A: Shore

Q: What did the beach say when it saw the tide come in?

A: Long time no sea.

Q: What did one tidal pool say to the other tidal pool? 

A: Show me your mussels.