Travel

Sea you later

No one can accuse this trip of being plane.

We don’t have a set itinerary, so we’re just going to wing it.

I went to a cafe in Paris and was insulted by the barista. It was a regular French roast.

Heard about the pilot who decided to cook whilst flying? It was a recipe for disaster.

Have you seen the floods in Paris? It’s inseine!

What happened when I lost my balance on Paris’s most famous landmark? Eiffel

I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS. THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.

Where do eggs go on holiday? New Yolk City!

Where do sharks go on holiday? Finland!

What do goblins mail their friends while on vacation? Ghostcards!

We’re cava-ing a great time in Barcelona!

Getting to the top of Tibidabo is a Spain in the butt!

I never travel to Finland, I’m afraid I’d disappear into FinnAir!

My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.

Why didn’t the elephant carry a suitcase? He already had a trunk!

Where do sheep go on vacation? To the baaaaaahamas!

What did the doctor say to the man who got sick at the airport? It’s a terminal illness!